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11 SIGNS YOU'RE AT A BAD MOTEL
The clerk's name is Norman Bates.
The carpet has a yellow chalk outline of a man on it.
You find a used condom under the bed.
The exercise room has one dumb bell,a guy named
Fred.
Domino's won't deliver,but the local dealer
will.
Men keep knocking on your door asking for a male hooker named "Devine".
You open a bar of soap there's a curly hair in it.
You hear sheep bleating in the next room.
You wake up in the middle of the night and find a mouse eating your left over Cheetos and another eyeing your toes.
You go to the bathroom and can see someone on the other side of the mirror looking back at you.
You ask for a room with a view,when you look out you see a camera crew from the TV show COPS and squad cars surrounding the building.
