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SIGNS YOU'RE AT A
BAD
HOSPITAL
You hear them page"Dr.Howard,Dr.Fine,Dr.Howard"
They literally charge an arm and a leg
Your blood pressure is taken with a tire gauge
The E.R. doctor is also your dog's vet
You and your roomie have to take turns sharing the
I.V.
You wake up from surgery hearing"It's alive,IT"S
ALIVE!"
You catch your nurse taking money from your wallet to
pay the pizza guy
Every couple of minutes you hear"Code blue" over the
inter-com
Dr.Kevorkian is on the staff
Instead of "patient"they use the term"plaintiff"
